*yawnz*
haiz...today's lessonz....3 hrz of lab...1 hr of lecture and again...3 hrz of lab....
*yawnz*
*sigh*
really dunno how to explain about my feelinz for today sia...borin? slack? tired? interestin? haha...today is nt really tt borin la...but just feelin a little slack...hmm...or should i say bery slack? lol...how about i tok about the last 3 hrz of lesson ba...haha...maybe u will think im bery slack...lol...
the last lesson is on business information system...our lesson startz at 1 but when we enter the lab...the lecture just sat at his table and stare at his com...us? haha...chattin in msn la...readin other ppl's bloggy la...tok quietly to the person beside la...slp la...haha...think ard 1/2 hr gone liao...the lecture then intro him to us...hmm...did he? oopZ...lol...then he dunno ask we all to do wat sia...so kelly, aida and mi....who were sittin right at the back start to do 1 of the qns...haha...
*paused*
haha....let mi complain first...wah liao....y did i sit at the back sia...so hard to c sia...somemore cannot concentrate....nxt time i wanna sit in front...haiz...but dunno my dear classmatez will let us change place wif them ma? haha...
*back to the topic*
hehe....we really do till wanna faint sia...but we finished it b4 the teacher could teach us the basic...lol...so while the teacher was teachin....the 3 of us took out our mp3 and listen...haha...all put the earpiece onli on the left ear...lol...dunno wat kelly and aida were doin....but i was lookin at vin kor and XP kor de bloggy...lol...after tt we escaped to the toliet...lol...when we came back...we just realize tt now then we hab to do the work...LOL....diaoz....bery slack huh? kelly-san and aida-san~~ did i wrote till too.......? lol...i also dunno wat i wanna say...dunno wat word to use too...lol....
*SIGH*
really got nth to blog la....haiz...tmr till 5 sia...after tt muz go L1 work...haha...just now ah lian sms mi...ask mi wan go work ma...since they nid ppl...so i agree lor...lol...omg...ah lian is so cute lor...really~~~bery cute...if u guyz noe her de hua...u guyz will agree wif mi too...lol...haiz...nth to blog liao~~how about i post the email my dear aili send to mi de? hehe...sit back and relax ok? hehe...
Laugh Until U Pengsan
Story ONE
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was, telling and bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What are u doing?!!! U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!!! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng. "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*
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Story TWO
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats. So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children. To the British he said, "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped. To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied. To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed. To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged. Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jumped."
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Story THREE
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army's supply base to collect their underwear. Their sergeant was there to aid the supplies. Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah? Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)! Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many? Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one. Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear? Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen! Sergeant: (curious) How come six? Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong. Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwear dah dei? Tambhi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!! Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why do you need so many for? Tambhi: January, February, March.....One month one.
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Story FOUR
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.
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Story FIVE
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
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Story SIX
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm" company. During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, "Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife. " And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!" So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection. Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......' when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have ju st changed my name. Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, "What is your new name then?" On this, Santa Singh replied 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)
haha...finally come back from sch sia....so tired~~5 then end lesson leh....but the last lesson bery fun!!! fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!!! it's about html code....and while writin those codez....it was like writin codes for the bloggy sia....omg omg omg....
hope bery soon i can create my bery own bloggy.....bloggy done by SHU FEN....lol....
*daydreamin~~*
bloggy created by shufen....
copyrighted of shufen ©
plz do not copy bcos it is registered ®
haha...bery soon i dun hab to write my post at compose le...i'll can just write at edit html le...not onli tt...i can also gib my ugly lookin de friendster a make over....hehe....okok....stop daydreamin....lol....hmmm or should i say nite dreamin? lol....omg....i just love this course although i sometimz dun understand wat the lecturer is tokin about cos the english bery chim...lol...or should i say cant even listen clearly to wat he's sayin...
hmm....today got no pic to post sia....onli this 2 picz...haha...it's kelly's and wen zhuang's de notebook....izzit notebook aR? lol...bery cute and nice and beautiful lor....omg...how i wish i hab 1 too....lol....
wen zhuang's de....bery nice rite?
kelly's de....sooooo cute...kawaiii...
haha....
*yawnz*
slpy le...although it's onli 8 plus....but i bery bery tired sia....think i wanna go and slp liao la...haha...
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Monday, October 16, 2006
konbanwa~~hajimemashite? [good evenin...how do you do?] haha...omg...today is so fun lor...especially when lesson endz at 11 plus today...hehe...haha..this mornin had my first jap lesson....wee~~so so so so fun wor...learnt about greetin wordz and classroom expressionz...haha...so fun....fun fun fun...lol...hmm....let mi try it out here...lol...[spellin wrong i dunno aR...hehe...]
~ ohayogozaima [good mornin]
~ konichiwa [good afternoon]
~ konbanwa [good evenin]
~ sayonara [good bye]
~ oyasuminasai [good nite]
~ hajimemashite [how do u do?]
~ dozo yoroshiku onegaishima [nice to meet u]
~ arigatogozaima [thank you]
~ doitashimashite [you're welcome]
~ sumimase[im sorri/excuse mi]
haha...then how...got tok about hiragana list and katakana list...omg...sensei[teacher] said tt we muz learn 64 wordz each...tt's 64 + 64 = 128 wordz...
*faint*
lol....too bad...cannot write down those wordz inside my postz...haha...if onli we hab to learn those romaji...na jiu hao le...haha...but dream on man...i got to learn how to write those wordz too....daijoubu[it's all rite]...haha...cos i got hui zhen and shi ting to help mi....wahahaha...today xin hui sat beside mi then she open a pack of sweetz to eat....haha...zhu zhu de shape wor...lol...
sweetZ~~ piggy~~
nxt lesson was about digital electronic...haha...nt bad la...quite interestin....cisco lesson got learn abit le...lol...actually it's 2hrz lesson...but sensei cut short to 1 1/2hr...hehe...so gd~~ then hor...after lesson...we nvr go hm leh...mi... xin hui and aida go orchard walk and shop like siao...haha...when i reached orchard....i was like....omg....did i went to this place b4? wat about tt place? this place leh? haha....im just like a tourist sia...still nid aida and xin hui to guide mi...haha...mi c liao @.@ sia...xin hui still keep askin mi y i suddenly keep quiet...lol...i also dunno y i so quiet suddenly...haha...as it's like lunchtime....so we went to taka to hab our lunch...haha...i cfm tt place is taka...cos it wrote bery big on the buildin...oopz...lol...look wat we had for lunch?
tt's noodlez wif egg and cheese & noodlez wif omelette....am i rite? lol...
poor aida...hab to c us eat sia....and i feel so bad...eat in front of her...diaoz...aida took a pic wif xin hui...but the pic dunno y cannot post in my blog leh...haiz sad...lol...after tt we walked everywhere to get caryn's and desmond's presentz...lol...they dun let mi post caryn's presentz in my bloggy...so i nvr post lor....haha...posted desmond de instead...haha...
o.O...nice hor...lol...chocolate wine leh...wee~~desmond....! rmb to share wif mi hor...haha...
hmm....forget to take foto of other presentz...diaoz...fine...nvm...haha...ard 4 plus we left the place and i got to take the train alone...
*sobsob*
haha...okok...we stop here ok....lol...i go watch anime le....hehe...
*tata*
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
for those who hab notice it...i hab taken away the snowy effect le...it's for the sake of those who cannot tahan my snowy and for those who curse and swear at my snowy....now u dun hab to curse and swear anymore....lol...
*sigh deeply*
haiz...bb snowy....u hab been bery gd...love u too much tt i feel sad takin u away....
*faint*
haha....wat am i tryin to do sia...lol...lack of slp? haha....think i really muz go slp...hehe...wan an~~
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wee~~ finally....it's time to go back sch...haha...waitin for this day to come for so long le...lol...really miss the food...the brownie...and nt to forget...my darlinz...lol...cant wait for lesson to start too...cos tmr's first lesson is JAPANESE LANGUAGE 1....wee~~finally i got the chance to learn jap language...do u noe tt it's kinda pissed off if u dun understand wat the ppl in the anime r tryin to say...and onli readin those subtitlez just to make sure tt u noe wat is goin on...and hor...tmr i can go hm at 12 le...hehe...so early hor...wahahaha....
haha...hmmm...today went shoppin wif mummi and really bought lotz of thinz sia...haha...im just like a kid gettin ready to go to sch for the first time....
look at these....da bao xiao bao de...er...tt NTUC plastic bag is mummi put there de...zzz...
haha...i really used this time can buy watever thinz i want and nid...lol...hmmm....so can u all figure out which is my wantz and which is my nidz? lol...
haha...tt's nt mine...tt's mummi's...lol...brand's name is sembonia wor...
omg...i bought another new shoez....hehe...cannot control la...cos too nice liao....black somemore...hehe...mummi tot the box got my name sia...zzz....hello...mummi aR...tt is written as surfer...nt sufen...lol...went to bata to buy some sockz too...lol...my sockz wear till too long le...big holez wanna appear liao...hehe...
hehe...black black de shoez...lol...this time totally black wor..the side also got wordz...
diaoz...sockz also wanna take...can somebody help mi call the mental hospital de no ma....
nxt i got to buy my clothez...haha...so i went to I.P. zone ....omg...i just love to go to I.P. zone sia...since tt day when i saw this newly-opened shop at lot 1...i alwayz go there to buy my clothez liao...haha...now tt SI AH ONG cannot say tt i alwayz wear the same clothez liao...ah ong...u r famous in my bloggy....lol...hmmm...after i got wat i wan...we went to the counter to pay money then this staff told mummi tt if u spend 30 dollarz and above...u can buy back the cushion for onli 6 dollarz...lol...omg...the cushion is soooo cute lor...so i took a pic of it...wahaha...and there's a lucky draw too and also got the pic of tt whale...and of cos...i took the pic too...hehe...
o.O...nt all black ok...got purple and brown too...lol...
u c u c...ke ai ma...u better say it's cute...*threaten wif knife*...hehe...
haha...the whale from the lucky draw card...hehe...
then i follow mummi go NTUC buy her thinz...after tt we went hm le....hehe...haiz...mummi say i become notti sia...lol...cos ever since i went out for work....my cupboard suddenly appeared lotz of thinz tt i dun hab in the past...and hor...i even had my fingernailz painted pink and blue....haha....diaoz...ytd my auntz saw liao wanna faint sia...haha...onli my grandma keep smilin and say ger ger grown up liao noe how to paint so many colourz on the fingernailz...lol...
the wantz...lol...
omg...look at my nailz...*faint*...left hand and....
.....rite hand....oopz...hehe...
o...haha...where did this glass appear from...lol....bery nice rite? it's actually candlez...haha...mummi gave it to mi de...hehe...i just love candlez...lol...especially those tt hab nice smell...lol....
o.O...nice ma...green and pink...er..tt's yellow or green...haha...
*yawnz*
haha...think i better go to bed early ba...tmr's lesson is 8 wor...dun wanna be late wor...hehe...wan an~~
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second attempt...
haha....tt's all...okok...i wanna zzz liao..too hungry and tired...lol...better go drink more water...hehe...bb~~
wen zhuang's de....bery nice rite?
hehe...black black de shoez...lol...this time totally black wor..the side also got wordz...
diaoz...sockz also wanna take...can somebody help mi call the mental hospital de no ma....
haha...the whale from the lucky draw card...hehe...
o.O...nice ma...green and pink...er..tt's yellow or green...haha...